The Life of a Demoniac

Because the formula in this post does what I said the technique in Automatic, pixel-perfect shadow contrasting  does, I had trouble coming up with a way to describe this newer, more advanced, and yet more efficient (by a factor of three, in fact) method for contrasting and sharpening details in shadowy parts of an image, having pumped up the former method so high. It truly is automatic and pixel-perfect, and comparing it to the method described in the aforementioned post is kind of embarrassing, there's just that much difference. It is so sharp, in fact, that you can see your fingerprints as if you were looking through a magnifying glass: Filters with microscopic contrasting will be used to find cloaked demons; the contrast between the peaks and valleys of fingerprint ridges is low, as is the contrast between a cloaked demon and its natural surroundings Contrast so sharp that the ridges of your fingerprints can be seen And, now, it will be available on your iPhone: A ne...

Pixel-perfect image processing is the only suitable goal for a demoniac hell-bent on delivering to the common man a viable, useful and readily accessible tool for standing up to demon tyranny , and whether he is fighting for his life (or his eyesight ) and the lives of those he loves  [ see The Last Battle of a Dead Man ] is not the only reason. Here are the others: First, delivering any product less than the best is detestable to God: A false balance is an abomination to the LORD, but a just weight is his delight. (Proverbs 11:1) Second, delivering any product less than the best is not of God, and is therefore a wasted effort: Unless the LORD builds the house, those who build it labor in vain. Unless the LORD watches over the city, the watchman stays awake in vain. (Psalms 127:1) Third, delivering the best quality product creates opportunities not otherwise available to your typical desperate and destitute demoniac: Do you see a man skillful in his work? He will...

A programming error in the upcoming video camera app for the iPhone, which will be equipped with the same image-processing filters shown on this blog, used for finding demons and related activity, inadvertently revealed a way to more easily discern between objects that are demon-possessed and otherwise. With the filters, you can readily see which objects have demons by watching the chroma (or color noise or snow) on the display or in recorded video, and noting the objects from which it streams; however, if there is a lot of noise—or the video is shot in the dark (because it has to be, of course)—this wasn't always feasible. While developing a night-vision filter to work with the new camera app, I discovered by mistake that, if only the portions of the camera's preview screen (or video) that are moving are redrawn while everything else stationary is not, the trails and streams of chroma will be the only thing moving. All the other random noise particles don't generate e...