Saturday, January 30, 2016

The sinus infection from Hell

As I've said ever since DIGEST | (TECHNOLOGY) Tips and Techniques for Processing Demonic Digital Media to Save the World, demons are the primary cause of all of the human world's major maladies, especially, physical illness and disease, and that in order to even begin to address the problem directly, one has to be able to see what the problem actually is, something the demon cloak makes nearly impossible.

To that end, I've been working on digital camera software that enables people to see the hidden causes of some illnesses, particularly, by demonic entities that are placed or otherwise lodged on the outside of the body, whether intentionally or through negligence.

While testing that software last night, I think I found the cause of my recurring sinus pain, which for the past 20 years, has always been diagnosed as chronic sinusitis:

Processing this still frame, taken from a video made during a period of high-demonic activity, revealed the underlying cause of the pain felt in and just outside my right nostril, specifically, that spoke-ringed wheel-shaped demonic entities
The same still frame (above), halfway through the image-processing pipeline, in which every pixel within a 3x3 block of contiguous color was darkened to make it easier to find any creepy-crawlies through the chroma
The original still frame, unprocessed, which seems to show nothing particularly abnormal, but actually shows otherwise, as shown by the same still frame, processed (left)
As you can see, the chroma caused by the emissions of the demonic entity has revealed a spoke-ringed wheel-shaped demonic entity on the right side of my nostrils (that's your left). I'm sure there's more somewhere on my skin, but I chose this one because it's the easiest to spot and point out due to its symmetry, which you can also see in another still frame from the same video:

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Usually, entities shaped like this one are found on and in my eyes.