The various attempts by several humans notwithstanding, one demon is certainly "finally getting to [me]," namely, the Devil with a Blue Dress On , so dubbed for having concealed himself in my bathroom by wearing a blue towel, which he folded into a ceremonial robe of sorts—one that I assume is worn by assassins from whence he comes—so masking his approach prior to attack: The Devil with a Blue Dress On, swooping in for an attack in my bathroom at a former residence [ see Needle-fingered demon strikes again ] Yesterday, like all the other times, including the 2012 attack pictured above, he sprang out of nowhere—right over and off to the side of my head—flying straight at me before piercing my skull with his lance: Mene, mene, tekel, parsin , my now-black-cloak-wearing friend; mene, mene, tekel, parsin ... The result is the painful swelling of one side of my face, and a wound where he punctured the skin: Injuries like this one have become a commonplace occur
My inevitable demise, daily.