This post is a continuation of PHOTO | Sucker demons pass through fabric and anchor to face , which describes suckers demons that attack while you're in bed, and describes when and how I have removed (or even killed) such sucker demons. For general instructions on removing eye spider demons, which are similar in many ways to sucker demons, read HOW-TO | Removing eye spider demons from your skin . NOTE | The instructions for removing a sucker demon from your skin are limited to those that are sticking straight up from its surface—not ones that have crawled below the surface, or ones that may be intertangled with body parts inside your ears, nose, mouth or other orifice. The sucker demons that these instructions pertain to or usually 3 inches or less in length, and a #2 pencil's lead at the base in circumference. They generally succumb to gravity if larger than that, like those attached to my back in a now-stolen video made last year, which were 2 feet or more in length, with...
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