Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Cloaked Demon Revealed in Flames


Cloaked demons are revealed in flames in this series of clips from a video showing an early morning attack by a horde.

I woke up to at least five or six of them as they charged my bed. Fortunately, I keep a lighter and can of hairspray handy for just such an event. Although there have been countless such attacks, this morning's constituted my first counter-assault.

It went well. They left shortly after receiving a face-full of hot Aqua Net, and I enjoyed—for the first time in years—nearly four hours of demon-free existence (not counting the ones that hover overhead constantly, which, until just recently, have never gotten physical while I was conscious).


Later that evening, in a show of arms, they returned with a phalanx of hobgoblins; unfortunately, I ran out of hairspray, and had to actually get—and stay—out of bed. Still, the assault on my eyeballs continued, and my vision also continues to worsen exponentially.

Demons induce sickness, citing impending lifetime incarceration

"We like to masturbate people into a snit before we put them away for the rest of their life," they said today, which, apparently, means that the demons want to make me very sick before putting me behind bars for the rest of my life—their stated goal since 2006.

It must be close, then, because they have been putting their hands in and on me all day and night—sometimes waking me up with an electric jolt that sends my limbs flying.

As we speak, I am barely able to see the screen, or concentrate long enough to type a complete sentence.

I have a video of an invisible hand warping the side of my head as one of them touches my eye from behind. It looks like the light behind me is bending the shape; but, the contrast between the portion of the video in which I am being touched and when I am not is too great to attribute to anything but what it is.

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