Tuesday, December 18, 2012

#475 - Top 10 most popular posts

Per 100,000 votes world-wide, readers' top 10 most popular posts (out of 480) to the blog written by a sex-obsessed, demon-possessed, Bible-thumping needle junkie, namely, The Life of a Demoniac:

St. Anthony plagued by demons
(engraved by Martin Schongauer in the 1480s)
  1. The (tweaker sex) Life of a (bag whore) Demoniac (2417 votes)
    Videos of sex between demon-possessed men, who are high on a blend of crystal methamphetamine made and distributed by demons; they are provided in order to propogate a warning to gay and/or bisexual men who are being targeted by demons, and who may not be receptive to this message without evidence and an enticement to hear it.
    October 29th, 2012
  2. VIDEO | Demons caught in bathhouse sex video (653 votes)
    Video evidence of the demonic plague's spread to The Watergarden, a gay men's bathhouse that doubles as a demon hangout; they literally stalk the hallways in full view, and otherwise interrupt the enjoyment of the patrons therein.
    July 29, 2012
  3. TECHNOLOGY | Enhancing photos of demons (404 votes)
    Instructions for using image editing software, such as Photoshop and the GNU Image Manipulation Package (GIMP), to enhance the visibility and clarity of images showing demons
    September 11th, 2012
  4. VIDEO | Porn actor's face morphs into demon's (383 votes)
    A video clip from a porno, in which a porn actor's eyes lull into the back of his head right before the face o a demon is superimposed over his own.
    August 27th, 2012
  5. TECHNOLOGY | Highlighting demons possessing humans (361 votes)
    Instructions for using Photoshop and GIMP for highlighting a demon that is possessing a human in photos and videos showing such aborations; a Photoshop action script is provided for simplifying this process.
    October 16th, 2012
  6. TECHNOLOGY | Using Quicktime to spy on demons (317 votes)
    Instructions for using Quicktime Broadcaster, a free download from www.apple.com/quicktime, to catch demons at work in your home (or anywhere) while you're not.
    September 2nd, 2012
  7. God's plan for demons that possess spelled out in Bible (303 votes)
    What the Bible says about God's disgust and unforgiving attitude for demons that defile His property, i.e., your body, using real-world examples of His punishment by death to humans who have violated His holy claim on even inanimate objects, such as the Ark of the Covenant.
    October 21st, 2012
  8. VIDEO/PHOTO | Demon in the closet (298 votes)
    A video of a demon in the closet, rearing its head right before swiping at my back with its claw-like hand.
    October 6th, 2012
  9. PHOTOS/VIDEOS | Further demonic possession revealed (293 votes)
    Clear and convincing photographic and video evidence of a demon possessing me.
    November 7th, 2012
  10. VIDEOS | What demons look like when they float (262 votes)
    Showing the speed and movement of demons that float (instead of walk); also, the scientific explanation for why some demons can be seen in certain types of reflections, but not with human eyes alone.
    November 6th, 2012