The police report detailing the incident described in CRIME | Flee from attacker all but destroys only valuable possessions , on which, incidentally, I learned how Spectre-of-Death demons fly , was obtained today at the Santa Clara Police Department: Santa Clara Police Department Report No. 12-12891 by James Alan Bush On that night, after Voices Demons' repeated threats of impending physical violence, a seemingly random encounter on the street resulted in an injury that still bears scars, and a dead laptop that has still not been recovered: My hip, which still bears a scar from this injury My knee A scar was left on my hip from the injury incurred duringt the assault The laptop had data on it vital to the fight against the demons now attacking the Northern Bay Area of California; now, however, it is completely useless as it awaits data recovery at Gilware, Inc., in Madison, Wisconsin: At first, only the screen was broken; but, a slight bend in the casing even...
My inevitable demise, daily.