Four days later... As soon as my account was restored, new Twitter users followed it in droves. My follower total is now above 10,000, and continues to grow at over 500 per day: [insert stats page here] 12 hours later... Less than 12 hours after posting the suspension of my Twitter account, my account was reactivated: Although I lost all my previous analytics data, I now have access to my Twitter account again 12 hours earlier... It started with a phone message left by a prank caller, "ordering" a cheese pizza; it ended with the suspension of my Twitter account, with which I had painstakingly cultivated a following of nearly 10,000 Twitter users. But, first, a transcript of prankster's voicemail, followed by the text conversation that later ensued: A transcript of a voice message, and the text conversation that followed As you can see, it took me a few hours, but I eventually realized that the voice message was a precursor to a demonic issue-in-the...
My inevitable demise, daily.