It flew just like the white sucker demon in Sucker Demon Flys [sic] into My Apartment, but had an elastic-like quality to it like the gray sucker demon in Sucker Demon in My Bed. In fact, the only difference was that it was red.
That's right: sucker demons come in gray, black, white and red; and, yes, colors do matter. White sucker demons are the least shy, and are the most likely to be seen flying; black and gray sucker demons typically reside in clothing and bedding, and do most of the heavy lifting when it comes to moving body parts (like knocking your feet from under you, etc.). Both white, black and gray sucker demons are plentiful; however, I have only seen a red sucker demon twice, and not since I was first "introduced" face-to-face with sucker demons in October 2011.
Today, at The Watergarden, however, I inadvertently caught a red sucker demon (I think) on video, in spite of their elusiveness:
What is as unusual as an appearance by a red sucker demon is the fact that I didn't see it with my own eyes. All sucker demons, when on the attack, make their presence known by appearing for a split-second in your peripheral vision; if they fail to catch your attention in this way, they'll try again and again until they get it. ("It's part of their program," the Voices Demons would say, which, in their moronic vernacular, means that they think that sucker demons do this to cause some sort of additional psychological stress, perhaps in the form of panic, to the already stressful routine of tripping you up, pulling your covers off of you, moving your fork into the side of your face while you try to eat, etc.).
This red sucker demon is shaped, and moves similarly to, the gray sucker demon shown in Sucker Demon in My Bed, in that it flies in a straight line, and appears to stretch towards it target landing site. Both the red and gray sucker demons look like elastic that was slingshot on video, which was then played in reverse.
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| A red streak shoots from a pile of clothes on the floor and towards the camera |
Today, at The Watergarden, however, I inadvertently caught a red sucker demon (I think) on video, in spite of their elusiveness:
This red sucker demon is shaped, and moves similarly to, the gray sucker demon shown in Sucker Demon in My Bed, in that it flies in a straight line, and appears to stretch towards it target landing site. Both the red and gray sucker demons look like elastic that was slingshot on video, which was then played in reverse.