VIDEO | Demon Flies After Speeding Car

As I road back in a speeding SUV back to San Jose from San Benito County on the very same night of the two incidences of forced sodomy/oral copulation I reported just last month, I captured another flying demon on my cellphone video camera. As the blue-headed flew up to the passenger side window, it briefly peered inside, and then quickly drifted back into the darkness.

Although flying demons outnumber birds in San Jose (did they eat them?), they are typically of the flimsy, wind-blown sheet type of flying demon (the rare exception being the Spectre of Death); but, this demon, whose absence of hair typifies all demons of the flying kind, clearly has a heavier constitution, judging not only by the size of it head, but the fact that he flew alongside the vehicle, instead of directly at it.

A lightweight flyer does not have enough mass to withstand winds at such a high rate of speed, at least not with the control and grace of this flyer. In order to reach the car, the flyers of the flimsy kind would have to dart directly at it and then latch on in order to peer inside.

NOTE | On this night, the highway trip was like driving on the inside of an haunted house; demons were everywhere. These were new demons, that I had never seen before, and have not seen again. This was but one fact that formed my theory that demon hordes are bound to one location (near the point of origin of arrival—they literally crawl out of hellholes), and are restricted in range. Voices Demons are the most vulnerable to range-restrictions; sucker demons are highly transportable.