Daniel Anthony Napolitan ("D-Nap") and Daniel Cortez ("Spyder"), two thieves who repeatedly burglarized my home, discuss my attempt to report their activities to demon-possessed police officers of the Sunnyvale Department of Public Safety.
In this May 21st, 2006, phone call, D-Nap is calling Spyder from my home—using my own phone—to report what he witnessed in the exchange between me and the aforementioned police officers, as I attempted to report the burglary that happened the Friday prior.
Listen to this surreptitiously made recording of their phone conversation on MediaFire at:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/h1nhhddceh2uddu/Danny_calls_Spyder_5-23-06_(police_report).mp3
Following is transcript of this phone conversation:
In this May 21st, 2006, phone call, D-Nap is calling Spyder from my home—using my own phone—to report what he witnessed in the exchange between me and the aforementioned police officers, as I attempted to report the burglary that happened the Friday prior.
Listen to this surreptitiously made recording of their phone conversation on MediaFire at:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/h1nhhddceh2uddu/Danny_calls_Spyder_5-23-06_(police_report).mp3
Following is transcript of this phone conversation:
D-Nap
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[coughs] Yeah, it’s D-Nap.
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Spyder
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What’s up, D?
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D-Nap
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Hey, uh, you know what? If you got some time later...
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Spyder
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Huh?
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D-Nap
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If you can make some time later, it’d be cool if I could get...get up, uh...get together with you, and let’s talk about something real quick.
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Spyder
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Oh, yeah?
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D-Nap
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Yeah, [it’s] something to do with, like, you know, over here, there, everywhere.
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Spyder
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Like, [stutters] give me a general idea.
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D-Nap
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Um, just, like, just something that...
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Spyder
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[inaudible]
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D-Nap
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Hey, hey, hey, well, hey...an officer came over to, uh, take the, uh...what do you call it? The, uh, report on the last of the, um, goods being stolen last Friday or whatever, alright?
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Spyder
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Uh-huh.
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D-Nap
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But, then, it didn’t even happen. He said he didn’t want to come here...this and that, and...and, then, he said something about me, like, a...a remark that just like Ja[mes]...I’m not, like, in danger or nothing, but, it’s like, weird...weird shit, man—small-town.
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Spyder
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What the fuck?
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D-Nap
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He was like this, he’s all, “Danny’s out already?!” Like, you...like, fuck! Like, dude, who am I?!
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Spyder
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Who? Who said that?
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D-Nap
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The cop!
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Spyder
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The cop said who’s “out already?”
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D-Nap
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He asked about me! Uh, I could tell you. That’s why I want to sit down and tell you all about it ‘cuz it’s kinda fuckin’ wack. Like...like, they don’t even give a shit about this place, and...
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Spyder
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Okay, okay. Who’s telling you all of this?
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D-Nap
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Dude, this is...this happened… Okay, check it out: I...I listen to their phone conversations; I listen to everything. I seen it go down (about James). James is trying to give a report, as far as, like, you know, his iPod, his, uh, car keys...
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Spyder
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Right, right, right; but, what does that have to do with the iPod, though?
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D-Nap
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They...well, they came to fill out a report...to take a report.
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Spyder
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He called them to come fill out a report.
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D-Nap
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But, they weren’t... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Spyder
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Okay, so, go ahead; finish the story.
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D-Nap
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So, yeah, but the thing, like, one of the things he said was, “Danny’s out already?” ‘Cuz he...and, the cop wouldn’t come here...
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Spyder
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That doesn’t have anything to do with the iPod, bro, or anything...
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D-Nap
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No. Well, that was... The cop was supposed to come here to do a...take a report.
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Spyder
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Yeah, for a report...stolen...
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D-Nap
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Yeah, for his...for his...just for the things missing.
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Spyder
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Yeah, well, it all comes up how...how I told you, right?
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D-Nap
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Well...well, here’s how it happened: the cop wouldn’t come to the house; he stopped, like, 10 houses down, and, then, the cop—Sunnyvale Police—calls James’ phone. They said, “Hey, can you, uh, go out and, uh, talk to my officer out front.” Okay?
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Spyder
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No fucking way!
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D-Nap
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The cop wasn’t here out front. He was, like, 10 houses down. He wouldn’t...
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Spyder
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[laughs] I know; I heard... I heard you.
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D-Nap
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Weird shit. He walks down there, I’m looking down there; they’re talking forever, you know?
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Spyder
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With James?
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D-Nap
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James and...and the cop, and, it was like, the cop—first off—came out here, because he didn’t want to take a description of any...anyone he thought might have been a suspect over the phone; but, once he’s here, he, like, like, notices where he’s going or something...
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Spyder
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Yeah, for an investigation.
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D-Nap
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He don’t give a fuck of it. He’s like, “I ain’t takin’ no report.” He didn’t even take a report. He was, like, like, laughing in his face, in a way. And, he said...and then something about Danny, and, then, he says, “Danny’s out already?” Like...
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Spyder
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Uh-huh...
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D-Nap
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...dude! Like the fucker knew me and...
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Spyder
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I...I...I understand...I understand totally, bro.
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D-Nap
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So, do you know anything about it? That’s all I’m...
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Spyder
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What do you...what do you... So, what do you want to talk to me about?
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D-Nap
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Well, I was just, like, actually, I...uh...you know...
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Spyder
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That’s some funny [inaudible] shit, for real.
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D-Nap
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Yeah, yeah, but, uh, I was looking to get, uh, maybe, you know, uh, these metal boxes off and get lit or something.
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Spyder
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Bring the metal boxes up, and I’ll have that for you.
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D-Nap
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Is there a better time for you? Later? Now?
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Spyder
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Let me take care of one errand, and then...
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D-Nap
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Good shit.
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Spyder
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Yeah, I’m not going over there, though, bro.
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D-Nap
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It’s cool. No, it’s like super-cool here, but...but, I want to get out of here.
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Spyder
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I’ll meet you at Carl’s. How ‘bout there?
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D-Nap
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Right on.
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