The Life of a Demoniac

The following is my definitive answer to Why all the pics of demons?  It is an explanation for my perplexity at a lack of support, participation and interest one would reasonably expect from having made the world's hidden dangers visible—even without ever having to lift your gaze from your cellphone. Not everybody ignores my posts, and for that I am exceedingly grateful. There are notable exceptions, of course—one such person who makes a point to let me know when he likes something I post, even while others haven't (he doesn't mind standing out at all); In this short note of gratitude I wrote to him yesterday, I'm not only giving praise for his right choice in these wrong times, but am also giving glory to God for making good choices viable for those who make them: “Consider the work of God: for who can make that straight, which he hath made crooked?” — ‭‭Ecclesiastes‬ ‭7:13‬ ‭KJV‬‬ I can't think of a better solution to a problem or a better packaging of it...

The first installment of  Intercepted demonic communiqué (or, Things demons have said behind my back) —which, originally, was meant to be the only installment—has been so popular with people and demons when I published it at the beginning of February that I haven't had to intercept a single communique to learn new words and phrases demons and people use in their communication (although, I have been doing that); rather, demons have been handing all kinds of new information to me directly, claiming that it's fun to watch people react to them. My (or should I say, their ) explanations and stories tend to tell readers a lot more about topics I generally don't cover anywhere else on the blog, even though they sometimes still leave a lot unsaid. NOTE | There are lots more words and phrases unique among demons and their people on the Factoids page . I call them, demon idiom . To make this post a bit more interesting, I've included a few more things I've intercepted (...

But wisdom is justified of all her children. — Luke 7:35 Anything but another demon pic, every one of my Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Instagram, Path, LinkedIn and Swarm followers have thought at one point or another–if not outright said. Are you obsessed with demons or something? all have thought—if not outright said. I've always ignored these questions in the past, as they are so stupid to ask, and too stupid to answer; but, if I had answered them, I would have said, I hear ya , and, No , respectively. Ironically, insodoing, I would have begged what I consider to actually be a valid question:  Then, what's the deal? I wouldn't have answered that one, either, though, until I finished that which is presented in this post. The answer would have sounded crazier than taking pictures of violent demons sounds; but, now that I am finished—and alive, thank you very much—I will answer that question: Introducing the world's first and only machine-learning image cla...

But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. — Isaiah 40:31 It was the best of days; it was the worst of days—depending on how you look at it. On one hand, it is clear that my health is on the mend if my leaderboard ranking in three of the Nike Run Club Monthly Challenges, which pits its members against each other in a race to get the most miles in the allotted time, is any indication. As of the time of this writing: In the August Weekly Challenge, I rank #9 out of 49,923 runners world-wide, having in just two days logged 75.43 miles; In the August 100K Challenge, I rank #10 out of 39,879 runners worldwide, having in just two days logged 45.97 miles; In the August 50K Challenge, I rank #8 out of 63,672 runners, worldwide, having logged the same amount of miles as in the August 100K Challenge. I am one of only three Americans placing in the t...

A few weeks back, I took a pop quiz to test my bilinguality via Busuu , an app for iPhone that purports to teach people new languages and to expand their fluency in foreign languages already known. Demons have periodically taunted me for having once claimed to be bilingual on my résumé, saying that I can't honestly make such a claim after so many years out of practice (I studied German from 6th grade to 9th grade, and from college freshman to college junior, but never again since). So, when I recently saw an ad for the app via a recent Apple WWDC 2018 promotion, I decided for  scheiße und kichert  to settle the argument by testing my skills. I scored a Level 18—about 18 levels higher than any of the demons with which I exchanged loud obscenities as I took the test thought I'd score, and about 10 levels lower than I could have scored were I not shouting,  Fick dich, dämonischer Schmutz , while trying to interpret the words of the German speaker, the part of the tes...

A still frame from a video made during period of high demonic activity several months ago, showing at least demons in possession of a clutter of objects on my desk Another still frame captured just a few days ago, which shows the same demon trio (plus more), this time in possession of a clothes iron Without cropping or positioning, the curves in both images matched precisely when overlapped, as did the borders of the frame; these demons accomplished that in 1/3 of a second–while the camera was moving One of the very first posts to this blog (about seven years ago) featured an image showing the most artistic death threat ever made . The threat was from the  Spectre of Death  (no less), and was made out of a set of empty plastic closet hangers. Apparently, while I was slept, he crept into the apartment–or, should I say, flew into my apartment —and skillfully arranged the hangers to form the near-perfect likeness of his skull-like face. It was an illusion made out of the...

If the shoe fits , you could say. To the layperson, many varieties of demonic species don't look cognizable as such. Take, for instance, the demon shown in these two images: A demon, captured in a still frame taken from a video made during a period of high demonic activity, specifically, during an attack by same and others The same demon, captured approximately 1/3 of a second prior to the still frame shown left, most likely still in the process of possession, having yet to settle into final form That's why demonic insignia is so important to find; by matching insignia to the markings on any object suspected of demon possession (here, it is an iron), demons that stray far from the more recognizable humanoid from can't hide as easy: The demonic insignia given me by a demon-allied human, as more fully explained in Demonic insignia, authenticity confirmed In spite of having yet to possess the iron completely, as made evident by the differences shown by the still...