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The (Multilingual) Life of a (Monolingual) Demoniac

A few weeks back, I took a pop quiz to test my bilinguality via Busuu , an app for iPhone that purports to teach people new languages and to expand their fluency in foreign languages already known. Demons have periodically taunted me for having once claimed to be bilingual on my résumé, saying that I can't honestly make such a claim after so many years out of practice (I studied German from 6th grade to 9th grade, and from college freshman to college junior, but never again since). So, when I recently saw an ad for the app via a recent Apple WWDC 2018 promotion, I decided for  scheiße und kichert  to settle the argument by testing my skills. I scored a Level 18—about 18 levels higher than any of the demons with which I exchanged loud obscenities as I took the test thought I'd score, and about 10 levels lower than I could have scored were I not shouting,  Fick dich, dämonischer Schmutz , while trying to interpret the words of the German speaker, the part of the tes...

Camouflaging and cloaking, combined

A still frame from a video made during period of high demonic activity several months ago, showing at least demons in possession of a clutter of objects on my desk Another still frame captured just a few days ago, which shows the same demon trio (plus more), this time in possession of a clothes iron Without cropping or positioning, the curves in both images matched precisely when overlapped, as did the borders of the frame; these demons accomplished that in 1/3 of a second–while the camera was moving One of the very first posts to this blog (about seven years ago) featured an image showing the most artistic death threat ever made . The threat was from the  Spectre of Death  (no less), and was made out of a set of empty plastic closet hangers. Apparently, while I was slept, he crept into the apartment–or, should I say, flew into my apartment —and skillfully arranged the hangers to form the near-perfect likeness of his skull-like face. It was an illusion made out of the...

Using insignia to identify demon hordes

If the shoe fits , you could say. To the layperson, many varieties of demonic species don't look cognizable as such. Take, for instance, the demon shown in these two images: A demon, captured in a still frame taken from a video made during a period of high demonic activity, specifically, during an attack by same and others The same demon, captured approximately 1/3 of a second prior to the still frame shown left, most likely still in the process of possession, having yet to settle into final form That's why demonic insignia is so important to find; by matching insignia to the markings on any object suspected of demon possession (here, it is an iron), demons that stray far from the more recognizable humanoid from can't hide as easy: The demonic insignia given me by a demon-allied human, as more fully explained in Demonic insignia, authenticity confirmed In spite of having yet to possess the iron completely, as made evident by the differences shown by the still...

Authenticity of demonic insignia confirmed

A demonic symbol sent to me by a member of a paranormal-topicized Facebook group combined with a still frame from a video made during a period of high activity, for which a special technique was applied that is required to capture such activity in digital media There are many symbols ascribed to the demonic by humans, but none confirmed as authentic by demons until today. The following still frame was taken from a video made during a period of high activity using the high-duration exposure technique: Elements in this still frame match most (if not all) of those in the insignia below; not only are the lines and curves the same, but so also are the angles I immediately recognized a match between it and a symbol sent to me several months ago by a demon person with membership to a Facebook group that focuses on the paranormal: This is the first piece of solid evidence in my collection presented on this blog that confirms human-demon collaboration , not just knowledge . An i...

DemonCamLite | Finding demons quickly, easily and free

What used to take two iPhones, a paid subscription for the use of higher-end video-editing software and at least an hour now takes 37 seconds at no cost. That's what the app I started developing last Sunday delivers today— videos just like those shown on my YouTube page , in which almost every frame shows multiple demons or varying species, some easy to find, others a challenge—regardless, always a reward. The following video demo shows the first half of the app in operation, specifically, the camera capturing images using the long-exposure duration and split-frame techniques, which 1) allow more of the light reflected from cloaked (invisible) demons to enter the aperture, while blurring natural light in order to create a clear distinction between the two, and 2) join to make whole the halves of demons, who were positioned near the fringe of the aperture when it captured the image (light enters the aperture's edges more concentrated than it does in between (light ...

READER | Lost in time and space

The gist of this post is this: a man gets lost in time and space, and wants to know WTF. In my reply to his comment to a post on Google+, I tell him: (by the way, this isn't just a man thing; it happens to cats, too; read By the way, this isn't just a man thing; it happens to cats, too [ see   Scratchen teleports through space (and, possibly, time, too) ]. Check out my  Tweets by theoknock

A Call to Arms | Your duty as a victim of demonic activity (or otherwise) (IN-PROGRESS)

If you are a victim of demonic activity in the manner described on this blog, you should consider it is as much your duty to fight the problem as you consider it your duty to protect others and yourself from any other kinds of harm; and, you must do so with the same intensity and sense of urgency you would for any other form of tragedy or crisis. Failing to do so endangers other victims—not just you. Like you, every victim is an asset to a well-established and tightly operated and controlled industry by both demons and humans (who are experienced, capable and well-trained). If you let the problem go unabated and unchallenged, or if you fail to take comprehensive and effective action, you inadvertently support that industry. It knows how to feed off your inaction, and it makes prodigious use of half-ass resistance (in fact, it encourages or otherwise provokes (and also depends on) your dislike of their treatment of you and the situation they place you in to create out of you th...