Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Demon handyman

What I thought would be a human handing a chair to the person making repairs in the bathroom turned out to be a demon. He was captured on video just an hour ago, walking into the room that connects to the bathroom wearing what, at first, looked like a towel, but what is actually akin to the saffron robes worn by the Hindu religious elite:
A still frame from the video showing a demon bringing a chair into the bathroom
The video yielded three solid—and two less-so—still frames showing the demon's face. In those frames, his face appears to be in a state of transition, morphing from 2-D (or flat, which is the dimensions all demon possessing a textile assume) to 3-D:
Only a portion of the demon's head is visible as he emerges from the towel-like robe he wore, which was likely morphing from flat to roundHis head is revealed in full about halfway through the clip showing the demon's face, which is made quite unique by an unusually large cranial cavityStretching upwards to a demon is always heads-first, as shown in the last frame containing the demon's face and head 
Like nearly all videos showing demonic activity, the face comes and goes so fast, you wouldn't know you missed it unless you skimmed frame-by-frame:



Not every video gets analyzed this thoroughly, and 99% of footage gets tossed from the blog—in part, because if you've seen one demon, you've seen them all, and in whole, my situation just doesn't allow much time for that kind of work. This video almost became so much refuse like most other videos; however, it managed to get my attention when I noticed two things:
  1. How the wearer of the robe entered and exited the bathroom on two points: the demon's height remains level throughout the entire clip, thereby implying he's walking on legs—something he no doubt worked very hard to pull off successfully; unfortunately for him, no one told him to hide his legs at all times, which I figure based on the fact that you can see that he has no legs. Then, there's the fact that he didn't turn around when exiting the bathroom, yet he didn't step backwards either. His "legs" walked forward into the bathroom, and then forward out of the bathroom. You can tell by his motionless robe that there was no pivot between entrance and exit.
  2. How the demon moved. A demon's movements give them away when they are asked to move physical objects or when they feel caught by, say, a video camera [see VID | Hooded, shadowy intruder peers into iPhone slid under door]. Because weightlessness is a property of cloaked molecules, when a demon tries to move like a human in any other way besides the way a human would move while calm and under calm circumstances, they flit instead. That's because inertia is not a factor; they can go from 0 to 60 in less than a second—and they do.

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