The highly elusive and rare imp demon I encountered two days ago makes not only the second such demon to be captured on video in as many years, but also makes the second demon that same day encountered somewhere else besides in my home and/or in the dead and dark of night [
see VIDEO | Hobgoblin demon walks SF sidewalks in broad daylight]. Instead, he was being carried by a woman, who was running through the streets of San Francisco in broad daylight, and in full view of an abnormally large public crowd.
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| Imp demons are usually no more than two feet tall, and always look like old, bald men, wearing black cloaks |
Actually,
carrying is not the right word. Whereas
blanket demons possess blankets and clothes and
tree demons possess leaves and barks, imp demons possess human hands, mutating them to create the likeness of their faces (just like blankets are folded into faces and leaves are arranged into same); they dress using whatever article of clothing the human is holding in the hand the imp demon is possessing, as long as it is black and can be fashioned into their trademark black cloak.
NOTE | An imp demon will only possess a hand if it is holding cloth-like material of some kind. This is because they cannot possess the material without human assistance—witting or otherwise—similarly to the demon that needed (or used) the VMC nurse's hand to possess the plastic bag she held in it prior to launching her attack, as shown in VIDEO | VMC Hospital nurse attacks using demon.
Imp demons are roughly the same height (less than two feet tall), size (12 to 18 pounds of mass vs. weight), and body shape of a baby doll of an infant, all the way down to their little, bald heads; however, their faces are elderly, which bear highly exaggerated Germanic features so sharp and strong, one cannot imagine any other expression on their faces but the stern and serious one always sees in each one.
The video below contains two clips showing two imp demons. The first was captured on video about two years ago, as shown in
VIDEO TIMELINE | Little Man Around the Be(n)d. In that video, the imp demon, which had taken possession of my hand, jumps out of my bed (or, my arm fell off my bed, depending on the relative perspective—mine or his), and then suddenly flops face down on the floor after belatedly discovering that I was secretly recording him with a hidden digital camera pointed at his reflection in a mirror across the room:
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| Although not too clear due to the low-end digital camera and far-away mirror reflection, you can still make out the bald baby-doll attributes characteristic of every imp demon, who is wearing their trademark black cloak attire |
This, by the way, was the only way to capture an imp demon on video since they move in fast-time, and are therefore too quick to be captured on video with the camera in-view and pointed directly at them. When you try to record an imp demon in that way, they immediately crumple to the floor as soon as you start to record, making it impossible to get anything more than one or two blurry still frames of these magically elusive creatures.
NOTE | Like many demons, imp demons possess humans to synchronize to the flow rate of time to humans and their indigenous environment (which is super slo-mo relative to their native time flow); when not in possession of a human, they move according to their own nature (which is lightning-quick, just like the assassin demon shown on video in VIDEO | Demons can alter the flow of time).
To increase the chance of longer exposure to the camera, I layed it on the floor, somewhat behind the bed, and pointed it towards a mirror I also layed on the floor—albeit very casually and discretely—across the room. In order for the imp demon to avoid the camera, all he'd have to do—as usual—is hop over the camera to its other side, which he did.
Unfortunately for him, he was in the mirror's reflection, at which the camera was pointed, and which was not be immediately noticeable to a demon who had only to be concerned with a camera the thousands times before when I tried to record him. Having never seen me do anything but try the whip-out-the-camera-real-fast maneuver over and over, he didn't suspect I could be tricky enough to use a mirror to obfuscate the camera's line-of-sight until it was too late.
It worked, buying me about a full one second before he saw his reflection out of the corner of his eye and deflated (which is the appearance of an imp demon as it resynchronizes with its native flow of time, and returns to the physical state inherent to its species, i.e.,
spirit).
NOTE | The imp demon used a portion of my bedspread for his makeshift attire.
In the second clip, which was made only two days ago, a woman runs past my video camera, her hand possessed by an old man-looking imp demon, which was using the black t-shirt she held as a cloak:
Why the lady ran in front of my camera
The lady shown in the second video clip running past my camera had an interesting reason for doing so, specifically, to tease me with the opportunity to capture an imp demon on video. She knew, or thought she knew, that I would only get a couple of blurry frames at best, none of them meeting the standards of my readers, and, consequently, mine. This type of jocular annoyance is what occupies the time and minds of demon people when they're not bombarding me with weapons fire (and, while, I guess, too).
Of course, to buy this explanation, you'd have to assume that all (or a lot of) demon people know about my blog, and know the process by which I capture demons (i.e., shoot a lot of video of seemingly nothing, and then skim the video frame-by-frame, carefully scrutinizing each for signs of demonic activity). That assumption would be correct; and, in fact, the Voices Demons state that over 100,000 demon people are regular readers of this blog, and that they advise demon people through their network of Voices Demons of my routine for acquiring and preparing media to post to it.
NOTE | It makes sense that demon people would constitute the majority of my readership, as I am their primary focus as a group, and this blog would only make sense to them, anyway.
Knowing the arduous workflow and the limitations of my camera, she ran fast and close camera, thinking that, as I said, I would get maybe a couple of blurry still frames showing something that sort of looks like an imp demon, but could also be her boob.
Like any demon person who listens to their Voices Demons would know, she thought I'd do my usual agonizing over whether to post crappy still frames to the blog, fearing that the images would not be convincing and therefore turn off skeptical readers; and, she assumed that I'd then spend hours trying to clean up the frames in Photoshop or GIMP, and then probably jettison the whole idea of posting them at all after that. The following pic is a perfect example:
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| Original still frame | Photoshop | Unsatisfactory result |
It took me hours to isolate the demon's face from the stack of towels in that dark room; even still, I decided it didn't contain enough detail to post.
What she didn't know is that the new iPhone 5s features slo-mo video recording, which was both the phone and feature I was using at the time I made the video. Its 120-frames-per-second capture rate negated her onerous effort, and enabled me to capture several close-up and sharp images of the imp demon possessing her hand.
Other demon varieties that possess, manipulate human hands
Imp demons are not the only variety of demon to fashion its likeness out of human hands. In
VIDEO/PHOTOS | Demon attempts to blend with moving hand, a centurion-like demon was captured on video, having mutated my hand in order to form its face out of it.
Hands, next to faces, are the most commonly demon-mutated body part
Human hands—next to human faces—are the most commonly demon-mutated body part of the demon-possessed (it's why they age faster than any other body part, too—greater sun exposure, my ass).
Search for hand to find scores of photos and videos made over a two-year span showing human hands mutated into their demonic host's and fashioned into weapons.
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