#498 - PHOTO | Sucker demons complicate every day activities

From laying in bed to taking a shower; from adjusting your pillow to drying off with a towel—these things are impossible to do easily and without frustration in a house infested with sucker demons.

As shown in the photo below, adjusting my head comfortably was not possible while a sucker demon pulled on my ear:

A black sucker demon either pulls on my ear (or adjust the sheets underneath from an anchor point behind my ear) to prevent comfort and to otherwise harass

This sucker demon is one of hundreds in my home—and in my body; and, this is not my first photo of a sucker demon in my bed (although it is my best) [see PHOTO | Sucker demons attach to face through sheets].

NOTE | To see a video of sucker demons flying out of my body, go to VIDEO | Swarm of sucker demons invade bathhouse.

Take a sucker demon I captured on video in my bathroom. It looks like a thread between two towels; but, actually, it's a sucker demon, poised to make using either towel I choose difficult:

A sucker demon is poised between two towels in order to make using them (or holding them, for that matter) difficult

Because of their similarities—and the fact that it's on a towel—I almost didn't publish this photo; but, a second glance convinced me, considering that it is the clearest image of a sucker demon in my collection.

Sucker demons are routinely employed to make towels heavier than they should be, slap you in the face (or elsewhere, including my eyes and penis), slide under your feet, twist, unfold, reduce or increase its slack in your hand, or to snag onto something—all while you're trying to use it. Yes, they are that fast, that strong, and that smart.

There are no blue sucker demons that I've seen; but, nearly every shade of white is available.