Voices Demons claim responsibility. Apparently, they didn't want me to buy those new shoes that I need, now that I have to walk everywhere, ever since they "claimed responsibility" for having my car stolen, wrecked, and then repossessed, which, by the way, was due to excessive storage fees—not late car payments. (I couldn't afford to get the car out, so I let GMC repossess it.)
My inevitable demise, daily.