Monday, March 19, 2012

Angry Sucker Demons Manipulate Cords

Sucker demons, the worm-like entities that are strong enough to tow cars and can fly (see "Sucker Demon Flies into my Apartment"), tangle and manipulate cords and cables in order to cause stress to their victim.

This video shows three (out of many) such instances. Such footage is extremely rare because sucker demons are usually very thin and short—and fast—and are difficult to make out in video made on a laptop or cellphone.




In the first clip, one or more sucker demons have attached themselves to earbuds, causing it to spring off a tabletop when I lay them down. They also scrape it with the jack about halfway through, in a very deliberate and obvious way. The earbuds do not behave this way normally (try this for yourself; when you lay your headphones down, they will not leap into the air, and then off the table, and nor will the jack propel itself from your hand, and then scrape a perfectly straight line across your table top while you try to coil it).

Finally, you will notice on the wall to your left intermittently appearing black spots. Those are either wormholes used by the sucker demons to enter and exit the apartment, or are anchor points for pushing or pulling (meaning that the darkness is the pooling of mass of a sucker demon, which is creating a surface on its body large enough to adhere to the wall).

The second and third clips were filter-enhanced in Final Cut Pro to compensate for poor lighting and contrast; however, even still, skimming the clips frame-by-frame reveals the presence of otherwise unseen sucker demons.

In the second clip, they try to prevent me from dragging the power cable behind the mini-fridge. At first, they whip the portion of the cable that is touching the floor in a circular motion. Then, as I start to guide the power cable between the drawers and mini-fridge, a black sucker demon snakes over the top of the drawers, and then disappears into the middle drawer (he slightly blends with the black joiner between a support strut and drawer top as he moves over the edge). As the cable moves reaches about halfway towards its destination, the sucker demon grabs the cable and actually starts to pull it in to the middle drawer; however, he succeeds in only scraping the cable against the lip of the drawer as I move it towards the wall. They give the cable a final, angry jerk when the cable reaches the wall; and, as I try to pass the cable behind the refrigerator, they coil it into a circle so that it will not fit.

In the third and final clip, the sucker demons hit my hand twice, as I attempt to tuck a power cord behind a portable heater. The first hit is not so obvious; the second one is very obvious, especially given the acceleration of the cord, which is unprompted by anything I did.

There are several more of these in my collection; but, they take a very long time to process, and making more is difficult. Sucker demons know what cameras are, and they don't appreciate them too much.

This video is a work-in-progress, and is subject to future updates. A better quality version of this video is available on request.

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