Last summer, I inadvertently photographed some sort of tool that looked like a hammer with a nail sticking out of the head, sharp side up, which seemed to appear out of thin air. It was extended by one of the long tendrils of a tumbleweed-like demon, which had snaked its remaining tangle of long, thin black hoses among the branches of the bush it was hiding in. It was hitting my neck and shoulders with it, and was lashing out so fast that it was captured on only one still frame clearly [ see VIDEO | Spiked instrument used repeatedly on my back and neck to cause pain ]. Today, that new torture tool was going to be the window coverings: Sometimes, I have to write posts that make me look and sound really, really bad; this is one of them, in that I have to say that a window covering tried to reach out to knock me on the head This video shows something else headed right at me at the same breakneck speed: It only backed away when it realized my camera was recording. I am sure it was...
My inevitable demise, daily.