When the lights went out on the empty third floor of the Santa Clara County Law Library, I knew that they were coming. After all, the Voices Demons had been threatening me, as usual, since I woke up (they even woke me up a couple of times in the middle of the night to do the same), and were doing the same at the library, so I knew it was time to turn on the camera on my cellphone. As I hunkered down at the end of one book aisle (pictured, below), I began to see the tale-tell signs of demonic presence—small creatures, flitting back and forth, ghostly images of grotesque miniature-sized men, and the ever-present specter of some demon overseer, looming 8 to 9 feet tall. An old, slow elevator is the only exit from the third floor on which I was attacked After a few minutes of this, I was rushed by one or more demons, and one of them ripped my laptop out of my hands—at least that's what it looks like in the video (you can see him looming over me from behind the laptop after he s...
My inevitable demise, daily.