The Life of a Demoniac

According to WordPress , these are the top search terms used by people searching for either me or answers to their demon-related questions that return the WordPress version of my blog : The stats belong to 2015, yet show that most peoples' minds have yet to belong to 2013 These terms attest to the bizarre, unexplainable, and yet clearly extensive and successful effort on the part of the Voices Demons to convince a world-wide populace that, somehow, their demon problem relates to drugs and my penis, which is not only evident in the most recent search term data, but by the equally bizarre actions of total strangers I encounter. For example: A demon person at VMC Urgent Care takes a break from launching demonic weapons at me in order to pretend to masturbate in front of my camera, unbeknownst to me at the time This is a still frame taken from a video used for testing an iPhone filter, and is a perfect and total demonstration of an aspect of the Voices Demons' anger ma...

And, why, you ask? It was on the attack, but didn't want to be recorded on video doing so. So, the second it realized I was turning the back of my head towards my digital camera to capture its assault there, it scurried towards my left ear, before burrowing itself under the skin and, presumably, my skull (these types burrow cavities inside bone). Several enlargements of a still frame showing the entity (provided for easier identification when watching the video clip, below ), half-buried in the skin of my skull, which is slightly peeled back, creating access for the entity to sink into my head In the video, it happens so fast that only a few still frames show a black spot slide away from the camera as I turn my head. At first, it looks like a shadow; but, close observation clearly shows a spider-like sucker-demon variety demonic entity, hurriedly digging through my skin [see note, below ]: NOTE | You can't see it unless you set the playback quality to 720p—no less—a...

Relating to a verse of deep meaning in the Bible doesn't necessarily mean you're special, just alive; only the dead lack feelings of sorrow or despair or pain. So, whenever I proffer Bible verses that I think speak to my situation, I'm merely rejoicing and marveling in a God who, preceding my very life, knew and understood and empathized with my plight to come, but not suggesting that I'm holier than thou or any more in tune with my Creator than anyone else. That being said, understand why I proffer anything at all and why I might feel compelled to even look to the Bible at all, by hearing my  Source of woe ; then, read the Bible verses that are my Source of strength . Source of woe Since nailing the one and only effective strategy against the Voices Demons and their ilk (specifically, the development of decloaking imaging filters), life has been hard [ see UPDATE | Demons, their people continue to exploit, cause suffering via open portals ]. Their scumbag (read, u...

Rough approximation of the next post to the blog: Final Gaussian Curve prototype Early adopters of the series of decloaking image filters for iPhone can try out the Gaussian Curve filter in Quartz Composer right now; those who want (or need) an iPhone version may request it . The Quartz Composer composition file can be downloaded from MediaFire . The filter averages two Gaussian curves, allowing for high-pass, low-pass, band-pass, band-stop and unsharp mask filtering: Granular confinement of any portion of the visible (and invisible) spectrum is now at the hands of anyone who understands curves and their relationship to image processing This is not a user-friendly setup, by any means; an understanding of these curves and how they apply to image processing is essential. High-pass filtering A test of the first iteration of high-pass frequency scanning filter for the iPhone camera, which allows you to isolate the image to a specific range of values and frequency, and the a...

Because the formula in this post does what I said the technique in Automatic, pixel-perfect shadow contrasting  does, I had trouble coming up with a way to describe this newer, more advanced, and yet more efficient (by a factor of three, in fact) method for contrasting and sharpening details in shadowy parts of an image, having pumped up the former method so high. It truly is automatic and pixel-perfect, and comparing it to the method described in the aforementioned post is kind of embarrassing, there's just that much difference. It is so sharp, in fact, that you can see your fingerprints as if you were looking through a magnifying glass: Filters with microscopic contrasting will be used to find cloaked demons; the contrast between the peaks and valleys of fingerprint ridges is low, as is the contrast between a cloaked demon and its natural surroundings Contrast so sharp that the ridges of your fingerprints can be seen And, now, it will be available on your iPhone: A ne...

Pixel-perfect image processing is the only suitable goal for a demoniac hell-bent on delivering to the common man a viable, useful and readily accessible tool for standing up to demon tyranny , and whether he is fighting for his life (or his eyesight ) and the lives of those he loves  [ see The Last Battle of a Dead Man ] is not the only reason. Here are the others: First, delivering any product less than the best is detestable to God: A false balance is an abomination to the LORD, but a just weight is his delight. (Proverbs 11:1) Second, delivering any product less than the best is not of God, and is therefore a wasted effort: Unless the LORD builds the house, those who build it labor in vain. Unless the LORD watches over the city, the watchman stays awake in vain. (Psalms 127:1) Third, delivering the best quality product creates opportunities not otherwise available to your typical desperate and destitute demoniac: Do you see a man skillful in his work? He will...

A programming error in the upcoming video camera app for the iPhone, which will be equipped with the same image-processing filters shown on this blog, used for finding demons and related activity, inadvertently revealed a way to more easily discern between objects that are demon-possessed and otherwise. With the filters, you can readily see which objects have demons by watching the chroma (or color noise or snow) on the display or in recorded video, and noting the objects from which it streams; however, if there is a lot of noise—or the video is shot in the dark (because it has to be, of course)—this wasn't always feasible. While developing a night-vision filter to work with the new camera app, I discovered by mistake that, if only the portions of the camera's preview screen (or video) that are moving are redrawn while everything else stationary is not, the trails and streams of chroma will be the only thing moving. All the other random noise particles don't generate e...